Town Square

A Remarkably Rosey Experience...

Original post made by Douglas Kendall, Downtown, on Sep 11, 2009

Today, I was blessed with a most singular experience downtown at the... Well, I shall not as yet reveal the title of this exceptionally delightful establishment until you, too, dear reader have beheld through my mind’s recollection, this amazing experience.

Imagine, if you will, a Friday afternoon like any other; you’re fried from a long week of architecting next-generation solar power control software, and you flee downtown at 4pm to relax -- somewhere -- anywhere.

Pasta? Nay! Too loud, crowded, and just walking by and breathing that heady aroma puts on 2-3 pounds.

But there is a place – a time out of mind, that I found. Empty! And, I’m told, near this way every day at 4. And beautiful! From the exquisitely appointed Victorian-age decor to the bright-smiling pretty, young maiden serving girls, and soft music from that same by-gone era, you find yourself easily fantasying that you are away to a time and land far beyond the software-seething Silicon Suburb (I speak of this, our Pleasantopia, of course).

Lisa the proprietress is the very hallmark of gracious hosts, who could easily teach even Glinda the Good Witch a thing or two regarding friendly attitude – and who is even more blonde, to boot. And what a selection of tasty tea from around the world, each one served in old-fashioned teapots painted with pastoral scenes of antiquity, poured by your smiling faery serving girl into delicate cups, and the entire experience, if not transcendently relaxing enough, enhanced beyond measure with a surprise plate of ginger snaps (yum!) and other sweet treats.

Why, the only thing that got me out of there was closing time at 5.

Oh, why go a beer-brawling, or wine swilling at the wall-to-wall typical Main Street gorge emporiums where you open the door and get instantly buried to your neck in pasta?!

Come to the English Rose Tea Room, where you can have enjoyable (and hearable!) conversation with friends, reserve a party (even children’s tea parties), attend etiquette class (you bourgeois CEO, you!) or just sit and float away by yourself into your own thoughts of peace and tranquility -- maybe a little corporate conquest -- maybe a little script-based, sub-system simulated software regression testing...

Douglas Kendall


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Posted by Cholo
a resident of Livermore
on Sep 11, 2009 at 8:19 pm

Is it high tea? ...with all the small sandwiches and sweets?

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Posted by Douglas Kendall
a resident of Downtown
on Sep 12, 2009 at 9:24 am

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It's a FAMILY tea room. Go to Amador High or Foothill High to get high -- why do you think they call them both high schools??

And, yes, they will bring TOWERING four-foot-high multi-tiered collections of small delectable sandwiches and delightfully unique sweets. You may not fit through the door!

You can reserve:
The Queens' Tea - this is the BIG DEAL
Elton John's Tea
Boy George's Tea
Barney Frank's Tea (extra seating charge for all your congressional pages)
Freddy Mercury Tea (cancelled)
Rock Hudson Tea (cancelled)
Oscar Wilde Tea (cancelled)

But also DO try:
The King's Tea
The Jack's Tea
and if you're broke:
The Two-of-Club's Tea

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Posted by Billie
a resident of Mohr Park
on Sep 12, 2009 at 10:04 am

Wow . . . it's hard to believe that the same person who wrote the initial, thoughtful (although a little over-the-top) post is the same one who posted the second "Douglas Kendall" comments.

Evidently, there is a difference between Afternoon Tea and High Tea, and they are frequently confused - at least by those of us not really up on British social niceties.

Afternoon Tea is the tea ceremony with the pastries and small sandwiches, usually served around mid-afternoon. It began in the mid-1800's because there was such a long time between the noon meal and dinner, which wasn't served until 8 or 9 pm.

High Tea is served in the evening (around 6 pm) and is a full dinner meal with meat, etc.

Afternoon Tea was a social event for the "upper crust"; High Tea was dinner for everyone else.

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Posted by m
a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Sep 12, 2009 at 12:27 pm

I surely agree with Cholo in this matter ... Mr Kendell, you should be a little more subtle with your latent hostility. You certainly did not do the Tea Room any good by your expression.

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Posted by Stacey
a resident of Amberwood/Wood Meadows
on Sep 12, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Stacey is a registered user.

Mr. Kendall, when is the sequel to Pleasantopia coming out and will it include a Town Square Forum?

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Posted by Douglas Kendall
a resident of Downtown
on Sep 12, 2009 at 5:13 pm

A sequal, eh? Interesting idea.

And, yes, definteley a spoof on the Town Square Forum
featuring all the above contributing residents
of the Home for the Humor Impared (recently financed by the 2009 Stimulesass Package).

:-) <-- Yes, I neglected to add this starndard warning for the humor-impaired to the above articles.

Uh, oh, here they come again!...

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Posted by 2ME4U
a resident of Birdland
on Sep 13, 2009 at 7:11 pm

Not funny. I'm all for humor and am not above making fun of people. Howard Stern is hilarious. Whem it's a swing and a miss all you see is the bigotry. I'd say this was a big miss.

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