If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesnâ€™t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesnâ€™t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".