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Republican alternative to CAP & TRADE

Original post made by Douglas Kendall, Downtown, on Oct 23, 2009

Washingtongue, DC -- Republicans flouted their alternative bill to CAP & TRADE entitled CARP & TIRADE. California Congressman Henry Whacksmen was quick to respond:
“Oh, they just need to get over it and learn to passionately embrace communism like the rest of us modern human beings. I mean, it’s such a deal! Did you read Marx?! There’s no more marriage, and communist girls are easy, know what I mean?? And there’s no more property, and your neighbor has a pretty nice car that he’ll have to share. And your rebellious teenager? Well, it takes a village, so move him in with whatever neighbor has a spare room. And the rich?? Hoo boy, that’s the best deal of all -- all their bank routing numbers go up for grabs on the CRAIGSLIST free stuff section.
Hie diddle dee dee, the life a communist for me!!”
At this point, Mr. Whacksmen danced away doing an Irish jig, but tripped and fell into the reflecting pond outside of Congress causing the reflection of the Washington Monument to ripple until no longer recognizable at all.

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