FOX NEWS -- Composed completely of rare blued eyed, blond foxes, each claiming to have more college degrees than the next, each claiming to be a lawyer, each one an ex-girlfriend of Bill O’Reilly, and not a one a natural blond.
ABC/MSNBC/CBC/CNN -- Siamese cats, Siamese quadruplet cats fused together from birth at the head, actually sharing the same skull. But look! There is no brain in the skull. Unfortunately, this 20th century creature is slowing dying, though a feeding tube has been directly connect to the AP (Always Progressive) news service, which unfortunately lacks nutritional variety, requiring spoon feeding news stories from a jar of DRUDGE baby food.
REUTERS -- An international, metrosexual, big white news poodle from Europe obsessively chewing on a bone marked “U.S.A.” The bone cannot be chewed through.
by DoUgLaS kEnDaLl
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