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Martin Sighting on Wolf Avenue

Original post made by Douglas Kendall, Downtown, on Oct 13, 2009

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Around Town, posted by Clem, resident of Public Storage on Santa Rita Rd
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“Sunday mornin’ between 7:32 an’ 7:35 I saws what I thinks I sees at first was a sparrow flying slowly into the fence. Yep, Martha n’ I was out fer are evenin’ stroll there along Wolf Avenue and, goll darn if there weren’t right there one o’ them, well by golly it musta been one o’ them Martins just a chirpin’ and hopin’ an’ poopin’ all over the place -- sorta reminded me o’ the Mayor’s pet buzzard, er hawk er whatever that bird is. An’ sorta reminded the wife -- says she -- o' the Mayor herself.”

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Posted by Grease, a resident of Autotron Service Center

“Could it have been a stuffed peacock?? I saw several over the weekend in Marin near the Yacht Club. There was a documentary on KQED last night warning young men to stay away from the Marin Yacht Club due to a recent rash of cougar seductions.”

<Web link to Cosmopolitan’s annual Cougar roundup edition, including free pinup of Shia Labeouf> “

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Posted by millie-vanillie, sharing that French villa at the top of Golden Eagle Estates
“Yah, ve love ze peacocks, unt ve be training dem to sing now for our new show. Ve have peacocks all over duh house now. So, yah, maybe you saw my big, colorful peacock by mistake.”

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Posted by Cholo, resident beneath the Arroyo Macho bridge (charges considerable toll, too)

“I heard it was a wolf!”

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Posted by dOuGlAs KeNdAlL, resident of Richmond, and not the good side of it

“Well, according to recent pan-dimensional harmonic disturbances along the corridors of the daughter cells next-door to the neurons within my brain, a little birdie told me that it could not possibly be a Martin but must instead be Rocky the Flying Hawk in drag..”

! a gong!

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Posted by ‘little m’, a resident of the dire secret wing of Valleycare

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Posted by Cholo
a resident of Livermore
on Oct 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm

i did not...i said that i suspected that it was a beehive or a bird's nest...that's all, no more no less...duh

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