And after I finally got that plastic cut open (had to borrow neighbor’s chain saw again) I cut myself so badly on the razor sharp plastic that I had to get stitches down at Valleycare Hospital after they re-attached my hand to my wrist! (I wish Jesus were here -- I can’t afford the deductable when I go to Valleycare because of the recession.)
Now, I did some exhaustive qualitative in-depth research (went to Wikipedia) and discovered packaging plastic was originally developed by NASA, of course, and is used for astronaut helmets. NASA ‘claims’ all astronauts must go into quarantine for a week when they return from the International Space Station. In actual fact, it takes up to a week to get the astronauts out of those helmets made of that damn plastic!
by DoUgLaS kEnDaLl