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SARAH’S NEW BOOK – Free Offer!

Original post made by Douglas Kendall, Downtown, on Oct 8, 2009

Buy Sarah’s new book and get a free pair of genuine Sarah Palin eyeglasses, personally autographed by the former Vice Presidentical candidate (you can see her tiny little signature etched right their in the glass -- the same size she used to sign right next to McCain’s, to make his look bigger).

This is NOT an ordinary book! And these are NOT ordinary eyeglasses! With these glasses, you can instantly look deeply inside any Republican and see the exact color of his blood: red, white, or blue. This gives you a tremendous heads-up advantage before beginning any debate on abortion around the water cooler at work, or over the cucumber island at Raley’s, or stuck in traffic on the way to Foothill High school or Lydiksen Middlinschool, or knockin’ back a brew from Cafe Main in a paper bag over at Biker Plaza.

To instantly tell if someone is a Democrat, just whip on your trusty Sarah Palin glasses and look at them. If they suddenly disappear, they are a Democrat -- because, as everyone knows, true Democrats cannot bear up to Sarah’s penetrating stare, and cast no reflection in mirrors, do not show up in photographs, are never shown misbehaving on ABC, MSNBC, or CBS, rarely show up on YouTube, and can only be killed with a wooden opinion poll driven through the heart.

by DoUgLaS kEnDaLl
Web Link <-- more fun stuff

:-) <-- Warning: content possibly humorous -- author on caffeine

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Posted by m
a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Oct 8, 2009 at 7:09 pm

Sorry ... I need to get beyond the concept that S/P is brain dead. Help me understand my motive for affording the slightest interest. Okay: I'm an ex-actor, needing motivation, you know ... to get involved. Brain dead doesn't do it.

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