Baron von Monocle
Original post made by dOuGlAs KeNdAlL, Civic Square, on Oct 3, 2009
You can see him downtown, from time to time, strolling along Main Street, puffing his pipe; but will rarely catch a glimpse of the Baron von Monocle wearing one of his mononcles. He is a shy and elusive soul. But if you EVER catch a glimpse of him with BOTH of his monocles on, then you are in luck! You must, upon such an occurence, sneak up behind him to see what he's reading on his Blackblurry. He only wears both monocles when he's reviewing hot fresh IP from one of his Silicon Valley spies. This guy is so amazing. He even has sub-sub-sub-contracted spies. He developed this multi-level scheme with his first venture: AMWAY
More on the Baron later...
(Oh! And if you see him with both monocles in, PLEASE, dear reader, snap a pict and email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Look, I don't care if your cell phone takes only 2 mega pixels...get me that pict!!
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