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Bumper Sticker Funnies...

Original post made by Rita, Country Fair, on Jul 22, 2009

With all the personal attacks from both the right and the left which seem to dominate the posts and comments on this web-site lately, I think its time for some "funny". Of course, somebody will still get mad, but in today's Valley Times there was a reprinted article by Tom Purcell of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review: "A BUMPER CROP OF STICKERS THAT BODE BADLY FOR BARACK"
A few-"I hope I have some change left in 4 years"
"Barack Obama: A new chapter in American history, Chapter 13"
"Honk if I'm paying your mortgage"
"The Big Three couldn't sell me a car, so they stole my taxes instead"
"Are you better off than you were $4 trillion dollars ago?"
"Hey Barack, we're baroke!"
"If Obama's stimilus was working, I'd be working"
"You think health care is expensive now? Wait unitl its free"
"Like visiting the DMV? You'll love government health care"
"Government health care: IRS compassion, post-office efficiency"
Got any more, folks, becuase its time to laugh. We can't cry anymore. And don't tell me to go to Texas or the Central Valley, cuz I aint goin.












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Posted by Homeowner
a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Jul 22, 2009 at 8:48 pm

What happened to our economy? We've been BUSHwhacked!


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Posted by Cholo
a resident of Livermore
on Jul 22, 2009 at 10:24 pm

Hardly funny...rita = sickie! Now that's funny...hahahahahahahahaha...


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Posted by Jerry
a resident of Downtown
on Jul 22, 2009 at 10:28 pm

Yes thats really funny! Waht a moron you are!


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Posted by Cholo
a resident of Livermore
on Jul 22, 2009 at 10:44 pm

jerry's has a secret name...hahahahahahahaha, now that is FUNNY!


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Posted by Another Gatetree Resident
a resident of Pleasanton Valley
on Jul 23, 2009 at 5:20 am

Funny. My all time favorite is:

Do America A Favor - Plant A Bush Back In Texas!

Thank goodness we took that bumper sticker to heart.


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Posted by bobbi
a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Jul 23, 2009 at 9:59 am

Rita, right on!!!


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Posted by E. Resare
a resident of Val Vista
on Jul 23, 2009 at 10:03 am

Love them!!!


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Posted by Mary
a resident of Country Fair
on Jul 23, 2009 at 10:25 am

How about "The campaigner in chief"?


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Posted by Dominic DiBlasio
a resident of Del Prado
on Jul 23, 2009 at 10:40 am

it's startling how as this new President strips all americans of free choice, freedoms, money, and personal responsibility, the blind blame it all on Bush. Obama can keep his change...


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Posted by sasha
a resident of Mission Park
on Jul 23, 2009 at 11:55 am

Obama is a conman and the Democrates are complicit, and our fredoms are at risk.


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Posted by Huh
a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Jul 23, 2009 at 3:11 pm

That doesn't seem very funny as a bumper sticker, Sasha. You might want to go back to the drawing board and try again. Short and witty, that's the key to a good bumper sticker. And spell-checked.


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Posted by Curious
a resident of Del Prado
on Jul 23, 2009 at 3:15 pm

So Dominic, which of your freedoms have been stripped away from you? You claim to not have free choice any longer? What or who is preventing you from making free choices? Are your phones being tapped without your knowledge? Are you being stripped searched at the airport by the friendly TSA? Are your Internet purchasing patterns being scrutinized for possible links to terrorism? Are you living in fear of the middle eastern boogeyman stealing your children? If so, you cannot blame BO, all these "freedoms" were stripped away by Bush.


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Posted by Nosy Neighbors
a resident of Pleasanton Heights
on Jul 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm

A couple of my favorites.

So...how's that whole "hopey changey" thing working out for ya?

Annoy a Liberal, Help Yourself

& most importantly,

"When the people fear their government there is tyranny. When the government fears the people there is liberty."
-Thomas Jefferson

Basically anyone with more sayings on their bumper than on their own mind, regardless of message, worries me.



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Posted by Scat the Cat
a resident of Country Fair
on Jul 23, 2009 at 5:17 pm

"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can." S.L. CLEMENS


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Posted by Scat the Cat
a resident of Country Fair
on Jul 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm

3 Quotes-good stickers:
"Congress-Bingo with Billions(now Trilions)." Red Skelton
"Being elected to Congress is regarded as bing sent on a looting raid for one's friends." George Will
"Talk is cheap-except when Congress does it." Cullen Hightower


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Posted by Janie
a resident of Foothill Knolls
on Jul 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm

My favorite..."All I wanted was a President, I already have a Saviour!"


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Posted by truth
a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Jul 23, 2009 at 10:51 pm

"I love America too much to vote Republican"

"The meek shall inherit the Earth... after the Republicans trash it"


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Posted by truth
a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Jul 23, 2009 at 11:53 pm

"Friends don't let friends vote Democrat"


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