A few-"I hope I have some change left in 4 years"
"Barack Obama: A new chapter in American history, Chapter 13"
"Honk if I'm paying your mortgage"
"The Big Three couldn't sell me a car, so they stole my taxes instead"
"Are you better off than you were $4 trillion dollars ago?"
"Hey Barack, we're baroke!"
"If Obama's stimilus was working, I'd be working"
"You think health care is expensive now? Wait unitl its free"
"Like visiting the DMV? You'll love government health care"
"Government health care: IRS compassion, post-office efficiency"
Got any more, folks, becuase its time to laugh. We can't cry anymore. And don't tell me to go to Texas or the Central Valley, cuz I aint goin.