He said: "Up until last week, I still had it all. A cook, my cloths were washed & pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school..."
I asked him, "what happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?
"Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, ...I got out of prison".
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