Engorged with triumph over their ballot initiative banning SAME SEX marriage, proponents of traditional marriage are now canvassing for signatures for their latest ballot initiative: a ban on NO SEX MARRIAGE.
Oddly, the percentage of signers is somewhat skewed with 95% coming from men, and only 5% from women.
The initiative was too premature for the recent June election, but is very hopeful for a special election date in November – flowers and chocolates have already been sent in large quantities to the Sacramento office of the California Registrar of Voters –- a truckload of WENTE SPECIAL RESERVE SAUVIGNON BLANK is also on its way.
For questions, concerns, or performance issues, contact:
BANNOSEXMARRIAGE.ORG located in Pleasanton (California’s premier bedroom community).
Douglas Kendall, Amature Celibacy Officianado
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