My trusty Pleasanton Weekly informs me that, after 20 years of resting in peace, the Miss Alameda County pageant is being resurrected. Now we can check out the salient features of the humans in swim suits who will try to win scholarships by exhibiting those features to all and sundry. (And so far inland from an ocean-front boardwalk where swim suits were appropriate.)
But we're neglecting the boys! Who wouldn't want to see a line up of lovely young gentlemen in their Speedos, exhibiting their handsome pectoral muscles, etc., and regaling us with their talents.
Tell me: Is this event to be held in the Fairgrounds livestock judging area, where each summer children exhibit their 4H hogs?