This parcel tax is costing me an arm and a leg already! I tell you what, after 5 hours of listening Fox News and Rush Limbaugh, I’m really fired up! Why should I pay some gutless parcel tax when the money could go to good use, like distributing bibles to students or getting them NRA memberships? These public schools are the worst thing ever to happen to Pleasanton and the classes they teach would make Joseph Stalin proud! Now I got these know-it-all college bound students coming up to me telling me I can’t take up 5 parking spaces in the Wal-Mart parking lot with my Ford F-350. Some liberal vegan teacher must have taught them that.
This community needs the brilliant minds of Steve Brozosky, Kay Ayala, and Joe the Plumber to stand up to taxes and hybrid cars. These heroes don’t let sissy liberal facts (facts have liberal bias) get in the way of their gut level hatred to any and all taxes. Who can forget the bible passage in Leviticus 19:18 that states “Jesus hates commie pinko hippie parcel taxes.” There ain’t nothing more beautiful than watching public school funding get cut and hippie teachers getting put in their place. The way things are going, the Pleasanton District will come for our land, our bibles, and my time tested Texas values. Jesus help us all!