You can do all your shopping in one place
Tons of parking
Brings real Americans to town
Teaches kids American Values
Gets rid of old buildings
- New Walmart can serve a Tea Party headquarter and City Hall
- Teaches workers not to expect a highfalutin union job and ends silly dreams of middle-class lifestyle (Who do these workers think they are?!)
- Gives 85 year olds a chance to stock selves
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