Posted by Rasmussen, a resident of another community, on Apr 17, 2012 at 9:49 am
The non-partisan polling firm Rasmussen conducted an informal survey at the Tea Party Rally held at the Alameda Fairgrounds over the weekend. Tabulated results of the survey are presented below:
1. Are you a patriotic American?
A. Heck yeah! 98%
B. No, I vote Democratic 1%
c. Don't know 1%
2. What is your ethnic origin?
A. White 97%
B. Off-white 1%
C. Eggshell 1%
D. Beige 1%
E. Other 0%
3. Complete this sentence "President Obama is a ___________".
A. Communist 20%
B. Marxist 20%
C. Socialist 20%
D. All the above 20%
4. Where was President Obama born?
A. Kenya 30%
B. Pakistan 30%
C. Outside the US in Hawaii 40%
5. Why did you attend the TEA Party event today?
A. I heard there was free BBQ. 30%
B. Wanted to support the fight against the Godless commie Liberals. 20%
C. This is a TEA Party event, I thought it was a Klan rally? 50%
6. Complete this sentence "President Obama wants to ________".
A. Enslave us all. 20%
B. Raise my taxes. 20%
C. Socialize healthcare, but take away my Medicare. 20%
D. Force me to become a Muslim 20%
This survey has a bias of +/- 2%. The sample size was n=50 God-fearing, Medicare using, truck driving, white patriotic Americans.