So the Family Cat Becomes Coyote Dinner
Original post made by respect my property, Pleasanton Heights, on Mar 30, 2011
Pet owners are not so very special. Many of them are self-centered and arrogant. So I wonder if anyone knows where I can get my very own coyote. Hmmmm, tie him in my yard on a leash just long enough to cover all of my property. Your pet trespasses, my coyote gets fresh meat for dinner. Talking nicely to these people has not helped but I am just thinking that making coyote brunch out of Fluffy or Fifi might do it. Yeah, bring on the munchies.
Or better yet, people, do the right thing. Keep your pets INSIDE and when they are outside pick up after them! "Curb your dog" means let them poop in the curb not on my lawn -- even if you plan to pick it up!. Thought I needed to say that since the "pet-entitled" in this town have a hard time grasping subtle things. Or using common courtesy.
Craigslist here I come. "Wanted, one hungry coyote".