The Dinner Salad...
Original post made by Marx and Spencer, California Reflections, on Mar 28, 2010
I said, "Why did you take my salad? I am a hard-working man?"
He smiled and said, "Because I'm a COMMUNIST! Bwa ha ha haaa!!"
Then the gates of Hell opened and the Ringwraiths poured out, with the Speaker of the House riding a fierce dragon, like Eregon but scarier. Also she had a scythe.
And they swept down upon Pleasanton and took all their salads and killed Kenny.
Finally, they went back to Hell. Then the President looked at me and he kinda had this look like he was Ghost Rider or something and said,
"Now I'll DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!"
Don't let it happen to you!