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The Dinner Salad...

Original post made by Marx and Spencer on Mar 28, 2010

Once upon a time, I was invited to eat at the White House. When I got there, the President took my salad!

I said, "Why did you take my salad? I am a hard-working man?"

He smiled and said, "Because I'm a COMMUNIST! Bwa ha ha haaa!!"

Then the gates of Hell opened and the Ringwraiths poured out, with the Speaker of the House riding a fierce dragon, like Eregon but scarier. Also she had a scythe.

And they swept down upon Pleasanton and took all their salads and killed Kenny.

Finally, they went back to Hell. Then the President looked at me and he kinda had this look like he was Ghost Rider or something and said,


Don't let it happen to you!

Comments (9)

Posted by Cholo, a resident of Livermore
on Mar 28, 2010 at 6:12 pm

was it a strawberry milkshake?

Posted by Pleasanton Mom for Truth, a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Mar 28, 2010 at 7:19 pm


Posted by anti-stupid brigade, a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Mar 28, 2010 at 7:38 pm

why is it that rabid communists only have capitalists over for dinner?

Posted by to Marx and Spencer, a resident of Ruby Hill
on Mar 28, 2010 at 7:43 pm

This is why I'm not a Republican.

Posted by Ex-pate Brit, a resident of Las Positas
on Mar 28, 2010 at 8:50 pm

MARX and Spencer?! Are you sure you're not MARX and Engel?! Hahahahahahahahahystericallaughter! Why do these paranoid posters always claim to be "hard-working"? Most of us "hard-working" citizens are glad that we now have a President working to help us, and not corrupt industries that have abandoned the working class.
I remember when the worst thing you could call someone was a the worst thing you can call someone is a Teabagger Republican...

Posted by Freddie, a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Mar 28, 2010 at 9:18 pm

M/S and Brit,

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Posted by SteveP, a resident of Parkside
on Mar 29, 2010 at 9:10 am

SteveP is a registered user.

You guys have just displayed the best reasons not to legalize pot.

Posted by Ex-pate Brit, a resident of Las Positas
on Mar 29, 2010 at 9:48 am

Steve--If the poster's humor doesn't make sense to you, it is a response to the "Dinner Roll" letter submitted earlier, which is funny in itself, though unintentionally. And I don't think pot should be legalized, but we could all lighten up a little on this site!

Posted by Nurse Shark, a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Mar 30, 2010 at 3:51 pm


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