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Spilled milk cartons litter I-680 for 25 miles
Prattle and Tattle, posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 23, 2009 at 8:30 am
Douglas Kendall is a member (registered user) of PleasantonWeekly.com

Neighbors! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to finally get rid of that house cat that you’re bored with.

Already, thousands of neighborhood cats have been released and are lining I-680 for miles enjoying all the free spilt milk, also joined by growing numbers of neighborhood Republicans crying over it. Hurry, there isn’t much room left!

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by DoUgLaS kEnDaLl

More zany humor at-------------> http://www.DougKen.com

Email comments or bank routing numbers of top celebrities to---> doug@DougKen.com

:-) <-- warning to the humor impaired and labratory rats sensitive to carcinogens


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