THIS IS A LEGAL ANNOUNCEMENT
If you or your spouse or children have ever left the house during the day, or evening, and went to any place of business making money, preferably a lot of money, or owns substantial liquid assets, then hoo boy are you in luck!
We are the law office of Soackem, Blinde, and Crowe and we are here to help you. You are a victim and need someone to defend you. Don’t worry if you have trouble remembering how some corporation destroyed your health. Leave this to our trained, clinical hypnotists to dredge every detail of these buried memories from you. (These creative hypnotists are each and every one also certifiable veteran speech writers for at least three Presidentical or California Gubernatorial campaigns.)
Have no doubt -- you ARE a victim.
And we are here to help.
And you won’t pay a dime unless we make a ton of money. You’ll get a ton of money, too! After our expenses, of course...
by DoUgLaS kEnDaLl
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