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Raley's, Nob’s Hill recalling cantaloupe sold at local stores, including Pleasanton's

Original post made by Douglas Kendall, Downtown, on Oct 19, 2009

PLEASANTOPIA, CALIFORNIA -- From Raley’s corporate headquarters, Raley’s president and CEO Melvin Melonoffski declared during his recent coast-to-coast town hall webinar open mic’ debate (set to the standard ‘one way only’ communication mode of any typical American Internet-based corporate broadcast – AKA ‘we-speak-you-listen-you-blindly-obey-and-raise-our-stock-price’).. he announced that following the present October national pumpkin month, November would be used for RECALLING the delightful story of the cantaloupe with its legendary medicinal and magical and psychedelic and hallucinogenic properties when left on the kitchen counter too long before eating it.

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