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Obama's open letter to the american people
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on Oct 18, 2009
Many of you are wondering why I cannot seem to get anything done but I want to explain why and also illustrate how I cannot be held accountable for anything because I did not create any of this so let me give you a few examples of problems I that have been dumped in my lap. Let's start with the automakers. They started around the turn of the century and I mean 1900 with Billy Durant and Henry Ford. That is a lot of presidents between then and now who have messed them up and you expect me to be able to fix it? Everyone of those presidents have messed them up and it was dumped right in my lap. Social Security and healthcare? Come on Franklin Rosevelt started that as a retirement subsidy not a program and then you have Lyndon Johnson come along and promise the "great society" which further messed me up with all of these welfare programs and debt and creating an attitude that we are all dependent upon the government (this actually is something I like and can use). Harry Truman drops and couple of bombs and really agitates the asians and there go our jobs with TV production and rubber dog shit and thus starts the exit of jobs to the far east. Then just before me you have Bill Clinton who goes out and get impeached and spends so much time defending himself against getting oral sex in the white house that he did not pay attention to this buildup of islamic extremism and now I have that mess to deal with. Oh and do not get me started with the republicans...Lincoln frees the slaves and 150 years later we are still trying to find them jobs with unemployment at about 25% and the prisons swelling. Eisenhower comes along plays a bit of golf (which I am really trying to do) and builds the highway system in the 50's and now guess what? I have to rebuild that also because it is falling apart and now I have no money to do it because the printing presses are running out of ink because we now import ink from India and we are on credit hold, Reagan comes in and creates all of these jobs and a vibrant society and he did while being a great public speaker so now everyone is expecting me to be able to do the same because I speak just like him when I have my prompter but I must put regulation on all of those businesses to slow them down a bit, Bush made the world mad so look at how much time I have had to spend flying the world on airforce one apologizing to the world (lots of jet lag here and time away from work) and lastly can anyone stick a rag in Jimmy Carter's mouth? I mean everytime the old fart opens his mouth I get compared to him because of our common struggles with the economy. So there you have it I should not and cannot be held accountable for anything and I have listed my reasons above so if you need anything done associated with any of the above please see them! Anybody want to shoot some hoops?
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