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Original post made by Douglas Kendall on Oct 8, 2009

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND -- (Yes, Californian, there is a Cambridge in England, too. It's just like Berkeley except they can speak in complete sentences.) Cambridge has cited technical, legal, moral, and spiritual reasons (including unfavorable coloring discovered within the sacrificial liver of a scapegoat) for cancelling the hemisphere-to-hemisphere video debate between the Queen and Michael Savage, popular San Francisco Bay Area radio newstalk show host, who made it tremendously big after discovering Dr. Jekyll's secret formula, drinking it before every show, and then bottling it as his patented libido drink ROCKSTA'. (BTW, the Queen is a popular European monarch, whose family is well known for inventing the banger.)

Michael discovered the secret formula while at Cambridge working on his 15th PhD (a study in licentious herbal secret formulas).

Cambridge University has convinced the British government to ban Michael until he either pays the University past due ROCKSTA' royalties, or at the very least apologizes for all the campus destruction and unexpected pregnancies following his experimentation with the potent secret formula back in the day.

BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA -- In other news, University of California Regents have recently convinced the Chairman of the Peoples Republic of Berkeley to ban Michael Savage from the campus until he at least apologizes for all the campus destruction and unexpected pregnancies following his experimentation with a potent secret formula back in the day. Or, at least pays past due royalties to Timothy Leery.





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