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Healthcare is for Liberal Wimps!
State, National, International, posted by Buford, a resident of the Birdland neighborhood, on Aug 3, 2009 at 12:32 pm

I said it a couple weeks ago and i'll say it again!!

The way I figure, healthcare and doctors are for liberal wimpy people. My daddy never went to no doctor or dentist and he lived to be 57! If my daddy got a toothache, he simply took a couple shots of Wild Chicken Whisky and got out the pliers. No fancy dentist needed. One time when I was a boy in Texas, I broke my leg. I didn’t go to a doctor. I just prayed to Jesus until it got better! Maybe some of you wouldn’t have gotten sick in the first place if you went to church a little more.

Here are some of my solutions help sick people without resorting to communist health care:

•Toughen up

•Pray and go to church more

•Buy some Wild Chicken Whisky to kill the pain

•Pray even more

•Eat red meat

•Learn how to pull up your bootstraps

•Watch Glenn Beck

•Spend a little time on the Richard Pombo ranch


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Posted by JS, a resident of Dublin, on Aug 3, 2009 at 12:37 pm

Nothing like a good joke to start off the week. Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by Buford, a resident of the Birdland neighborhood, on Aug 3, 2009 at 1:11 pm

One more thing: God bless America and my HMO!!!!

Posted by SteveP, a resident of the Parkside neighborhood, on Aug 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm
SteveP is a member (registered user) of PleasantonWeekly.com

Nothing like a good joke...and that was nothing like a good joke.

Buford, as a taxpayer funding your mental health treatments, I want a refund.

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