Healthcare is for Liberal Wimps!
Original post made by Buford on Aug 3, 2009
The way I figure, healthcare and doctors are for liberal wimpy people. My daddy never went to no doctor or dentist and he lived to be 57! If my daddy got a toothache, he simply took a couple shots of Wild Chicken Whisky and got out the pliers. No fancy dentist needed. One time when I was a boy in Texas, I broke my leg. I didn't go to a doctor. I just prayed to Jesus until it got better! Maybe some of you wouldn't have gotten sick in the first place if you went to church a little more.
Here are some of my solutions help sick people without resorting to communist health care:
•Pray and go to church more
•Buy some Wild Chicken Whisky to kill the pain
•Pray even more
•Eat red meat
•Learn how to pull up your bootstraps
•Watch Glenn Beck
•Spend a little time on the Richard Pombo ranch
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