Here are some of my solutions help sick people without resorting to communist health care:
•Pray and go to church more
•Buy some Wild Chicken Whisky to kill the pain
•Pray even more
•Eat red meat
•Learn how to pull up your bootstraps
•Watch Glenn Beck
•Spend a little time on the Richard Pombo ranch
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