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Ban on NO SEX MARRIAGE originates in Pleasanton!
State, National, International, posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Another Pleasanton neighborhood neighborhood, on Jun 25, 2009 at 8:32 am

The new California ballot initiative banning NO SEX MARRIAGE originates in Pleasanton!

Engorged with triumph over their ballot initiative banning SAME SEX marriage, proponents of traditional marriage are now canvassing for signatures for their latest ballot initiative: a ban on NO SEX MARRIAGE.

Oddly, the percentage of signers is somewhat skewed with 95% coming from men, and only 5% from women.

The initiative was too premature for the recent June election, but is very hopeful for a special election date in November – flowers and chocolates have already been sent in large quantities to the Sacramento office of the California Registrar of Voters –- a truckload of WENTE SPECIAL RESERVE SAUVIGNON BLANK is also on its way.

For questions, concerns, or performance issues, contact:

BANNOSEXMARRIAGE.ORG located in Pleasanton (California’s premier bedroom community).

Douglas Kendall, Amature Celibacy Officianado

Pleasanto(pia)n, California

Doug@DougKen.com

www.DougKen.com


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Posted by SteveP, a resident of the Parkside neighborhood, on Jun 25, 2009 at 9:42 am
SteveP is a member (registered user) of PleasantonWeekly.com

Cute.....not a good Father's Day at your house?

Posted by Cholo, a resident of Livermore, on Jun 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm

I've heard a rumor but I don't if it's true? Aren't there celibate priests already living in Pleasanton? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...?

No....hahahahahahahahhahahahahahah...

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