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Build a Walmart in Downtown Pleasanton!!!
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on Jul 10, 2009
So you want to fix Downtown Pleasanton? What we need to do is get rid of all these sissy historic buildings downtown and build something useful, LIKE A NEW WALMART! All these historic buildings downtown are standing in the way of good old American progress and most of the businesses in them are way overpriced. These old buildings are for wimpy liberals and Europeans! Reagan wouldn't stand for this! I want some Walmart savings and more parking. Here is a list of benefits of building a huge Walmart downtown:
• You can do all your shopping in one place
• Tons of parking
• Keeps liberals away
• Teaches kids American Values
• Gets rid of old buildings
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