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Ban on NO SEX MARRIAGE originates in Pleasanton!

Original post made by Douglas Kendall on Jun 25, 2009

The new California ballot initiative banning NO SEX MARRIAGE originates in Pleasanton!

Engorged with triumph over their ballot initiative banning SAME SEX marriage, proponents of traditional marriage are now canvassing for signatures for their latest ballot initiative: a ban on NO SEX MARRIAGE.

Oddly, the percentage of signers is somewhat skewed with 95% coming from men, and only 5% from women.

The initiative was too premature for the recent June election, but is very hopeful for a special election date in November – flowers and chocolates have already been sent in large

quantities to the Sacramento office of the California Registrar of Voters –- a truckload of WENTE SPECIAL RESERVE SAUVIGNON BLANK is also on its way.

For questions, concerns, or performance issues, contact:
BANNOSEXMARRIAGE.ORG located in Pleasanton (California's premier bedroom community).

Douglas Kendall, Amature Celibacy Officianado
Pleasanto(pia)n, California

Comments (2)

Posted by Cholo, a resident of Livermore
on Jun 25, 2009 at 3:37 pm

You can count on the Guv of South Carolina to help out with your cause!


Posted by unclehomerr.., a resident of Downtown
on Jun 28, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Where were you when I needed you?

40 years too late!


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