PRATTLE & TATTLE Group working to put Constitutional Convention on 2010 ballot Members of a pro-Constitutional convention group are submitting two ballot measures today calling for a state convention in early 2011.
Read the full story here http://www.pl... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Editor, Pleasanton Weekly Online, on Oct 28, 2009 at 6:10 am There have been 3 comments on this topic, the most recent on Oct 29, 2009 at 2:15 am.
PRATTLE & TATTLE Northwest Sleeping Pilots -- *Flash* TOP 10 NEW EXCUSES! Those two Northwest have run out of excuses. Here’s a little help...
Ten new excuses for failing to hear air traffic controllers screaming at the top of their lungs over t... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 27, 2009 at 1:15 pm
PRATTLE & TATTLE What are the tiny flying white bugs? Today it looked like cotton floating in the air, really it did, and I felt like I was back in antebellum Tara, back when daddy could still ride, and back when Rett used to sha... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 27, 2009 at 5:57 am There have been 2 comments on this topic, the most recent on Oct 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm.
PRATTLE & TATTLE Bedtime Story: Part-6 of SLUMDOG vs. PARIS HILTON [ Boys and girls, we have a rare treat, in order to celebrate the final chapter of SLUMDOG. Tonight’s reading will be performed by Homie the Clown! ... What’s that? What’s t... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 25, 2009 at 8:51 pm
PRATTLE & TATTLE Bedtime Story: Part-5 of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS vs. SLUMDOG GANDHIPANTS [ Boys and girls, the story continues. Who will win the heart of Laxita – will she choose the pure heart of Jamal or the twisted, tortured soul of his brother S’lime? And wi... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 24, 2009 at 7:02 pm
PRATTLE & TATTLE Bedtime Story: Part-4 of SLUMDOG vs. SLUMSPONGE [ Okay, boys and girls.... ZZZZzzzzzzzz..
Jamal Wilkes Bhoothi, his brother S’lime, and their new friend the little girl Laxita, made a great living together combin... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 23, 2009 at 8:12 pm
PRATTLE & TATTLE Republican alternative to CAP & TRADE Washingtongue, DC -- Republicans flouted their alternative bill to CAP & TRADE entitled CARP & TIRADE. California Congressman Henry Whacksmen was quick to respond:
“Oh, the... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 23, 2009 at 3:05 pm
PRATTLE & TATTLE Spilled milk cartons litter I-680 for 25 miles Neighbors! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to finally get rid of that house cat that you’re bored with.
Already, thousands of neighborhood cats have been released... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 23, 2009 at 8:30 am
PRATTLE & TATTLE If you pratonize downtown restaurants beware of police Last Friday night, after happy hour, my husband and I were driving up and down Main street approximately 9:45 hours looking for Passed-Out Times Pool Room ‘cause we wanted to ... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 23, 2009 at 8:11 am There have been 2 comments on this topic, the most recent on Nov 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm.
PRATTLE & TATTLE Limbaugh upset not getting NFL team – forges forward Rush, ever the optimist, continued his quest to own a team -- ANY team -- this week...
He tried to buy an Olympic ping-pong team, but the drive-by-media floated a rumor tha... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 23, 2009 at 7:03 am
PRATTLE & TATTLE Bedtime Story: Part-3 of SQUAREDOG SLUMPANTS vs. GANDHIBOB SPONGEPANTS [ Okay, girls and boys, it’s time for your nightly bedtime story. Did you do your teeth whitening?? Let me see... Whoops, you missed half and look like you kissed a zebra! ... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 22, 2009 at 8:31 pm
PRATTLE & TATTLE City seeks *special* volunteers for downtown holiday parade Halloween is still more than a week away, but Pleasanton is already looking early for volunteers with special requirements for its Hometown Holidays Celebration:
(1) man or w... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 22, 2009 at 7:59 am There have been 3 comments on this topic, the most recent on Oct 26, 2009 at 8:39 am.
PRATTLE & TATTLE If ‘News’ Media were Animals MATT DRUDGE -- Rabid Doberman Pincher, wearing a fedora, and often found playing poker in a smoky back room with Rush Limbaugh (large St. Bernard with small Swiss rescue bar... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 22, 2009 at 6:19 am
PRATTLE & TATTLE Bedtime Story, part-2: SLUMDOG SQUAREPANTS vs. SPONGEBOB GHANDIPANTS [ Okay, boys and girls, it’s time for your nightly bedtime story. Are you all nice and tucked in? Good! Is Teddy comfy, too?? Good!
Okay, here’s what happened next...... ... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 21, 2009 at 7:54 pm
PRATTLE & TATTLE SPAM OF THE WEEK – from Mr. Bong Joint Venture Enquiry!!!þ
From: Mr. Nicolas Bongani (nicobongani@dme.co.za)
Sent: Tue 10/20/09 11:57 PM
To: Mr. Douglas Kendall (doug@dougken.com)
Mr.Nicolas Bonga... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 21, 2009 at 12:22 pm There have been 9 comments on this topic, the most recent on Oct 22, 2009 at 12:26 pm.
PRATTLE & TATTLE Sarah the Rogue invited onto Oprah’s Really Big Show Preliminary list of questions HARPO STUDIOS announced that Oprah will ask Sarah the Rogue:
Sarah,
1. Are you a racist?
2. Is Todd a racist?
3. Did you leave Todd because... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 21, 2009 at 6:06 am
PRATTLE & TATTLE New Sign in WHITE HOUSE Bathroom PLEASE SIT DOWN TO PEE!
Especially, you military types.
-- The White House can no longer afford as many housekeepers as before due to the recession.
Addendum:
This... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 20, 2009 at 6:46 pm There has been 1 comment on this topic, the most recent on Oct 21, 2009 at 6:28 pm.
PRATTLE & TATTLE SENATE HEALTH BILL: 1,502 PAGES WASHINGTON, ACDC -- Penned by Barney Frank, the Senate version of the health bill adds a provision for pages to run the drugs from pharmacies to elderly citizens, as more and... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm There have been 4 comments on this topic, the most recent on Oct 21, 2009 at 9:37 pm.
PRATTLE & TATTLE USDA confirms H1N1 in Minnesota pigs... WASHINGTON (AP – Asphyxiated Press) - The U.S. Department of Agriculture says at least one pig from Minnesota has admitted to having the H1N1 swine flue virus, the first case ... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 20, 2009 at 11:41 am
PRATTLE & TATTLE David Letterman Blackmailed Wow, a bunch of women found this guy so attractive that they all wanted to have an affair with him?? Or, are the rumors are true – David Letterman blackmailed women to have a... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 20, 2009 at 11:30 am There have been 18 comments on this topic, the most recent on Oct 21, 2009 at 10:31 pm.
PRATTLE & TATTLE District reports no 'documented cases' of H1N1 in Pleasanton schools Nevertheless, Pleasanton parents ARE STRONGLY URGED by local health officials to be on the lookout for any unusual symptoms exhibited by their children.
Here are the Top 10... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 20, 2009 at 6:51 am
PRATTLE & TATTLE Announcement – You may be entitled to Million$ is legal damages THIS IS A LEGAL ANNOUNCEMENT
If you or your spouse or children have ever left the house during the day, or evening, and went to any place of business making money, preferably... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 20, 2009 at 6:35 am
PRATTLE & TATTLE Bedtime Story: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS vs. SLUMDOG GANDHIPANTS Jamal Wilkes Bhooti is about to take a free trip to Italy with the girl of his dreams and 20 Million Rupees (equivalent to 200 Trillion Italian Lira -- check back tomorrow for... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm
PRATTLE & TATTLE Governor of Hawaii Joins Search for Presidential Birth Certificate The Governor is seen avidly searching Hawaii for the President’s lost birth certificate, and also loyally wearing her genuine Mao Tse-Tung comrade jacket, a gift from White Ho... READ MORE/COMMENT Posted by Douglas Kendall, a resident of the Downtown neighborhood, on Oct 19, 2009 at 11:57 am
View in an RSS Reader
PRATTLE & TATTLE
PRATTLE & TATTLE
PRATTLE & TATTLE
PRATTLE & TATTLE
PRATTLE & TATTLE
PRATTLE & TATTLE
PRATTLE & TATTLE
PRATTLE & TATTLE