Which side of the fence are you on?
Original post made by Pablo, Birdland, on Jun 28, 2010
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".