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Conservative Academia and Pleasanton

Original post made by T.R. Ollman on Jun 7, 2009

Shocking news from Winkipedia:

Blog evidence reveals some startling TRUE facts:

1. 100% of intellectuals and teachers are completely unaware that Obama's economic policies were retroactively responsible for the the housing, credit and banking industries' decline, despite relentless Fox News coverage.

2. 62% of this city's liberals shockingly prioritize the welfare of children and the integrity of schools over some grudge against administrators' cell phone allowances.

3. Pleasanton educators, despite national success at the "We the People" Constitutional competition, don't teach the Constitution any more.

4. Our OVERPAID Pleasanton teachers, most of whom cannot afford to live in Pleasanton, are not really responsible for students' success. The REAL credit goes to the parents, unless the student is failing. Then it's the teachers' fault.

5. Housing values, API scores, college entry, career success rates--none of these are related to school funding IN ANY WAY, despite what the socialist elitists tell you. Pleasanton schools will continue to get every student into college and housing prices in Pleasanton will never decline. EVER.

6. Most of these pinko educators won't even acknowledge that a Latina judge and an African-American general must be racists, even though it's a FACT because it came from a rich, white man on the radio.

7. Every liberal argument for helping the poor, protecting children, teaching kids how to think and how to do, compassion for others, understanding of different cultures, equality, and democracy can be refuted with a single word: un-American.

8. Most educators would lie to you and say that gay marriage doesn't, in fact, threaten REAL marriage, and that "opposite person" marriages won't simply fall apart if two gay people get married. Remember, these are the same types of liberals who once suggested it wouldn't be so bad if it became legal for people to marry other races!

Isn't it time we got some right-wing educators in our district? Instead of liberal blasphemies like progress and forward thinking, we instead need to look backward to fuzzy-edged memories of better days, creationism, home economics for the young ladies, wood shop, and guns.

Comments (15)

Posted by Very good, a resident of Old Towne
on Jun 7, 2009 at 9:19 am

Very Nice! LOL

Food For Thought O'Reiley...


Posted by Julie, a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Jun 7, 2009 at 10:02 am

Julie is a registered user.

Hahaha..thank you for that.


Posted by Cholo, a resident of Livermore
on Jun 7, 2009 at 10:04 am

Are you soooooo unhappy..........hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...tee hee hee, tee hee hee.....too bad!


Posted by Janna, a resident of Dublin
on Jun 7, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Excellent! You've completely captured the absurdity of it all!


Posted by John, a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Jun 7, 2009 at 2:51 pm

This was hilarious. You and Buford should get together and write a weekly column ;)


Posted by Johnny, a resident of Del Prado
on Jun 7, 2009 at 10:11 pm

The liberals are still unhappy even though Dims control the White House, Congress, and the state. Even after 8 years of Bush and inept Congresses spending money like there's no tomorrow. Government still isn't big enough. How can you libs stand to get up in the morning?


Posted by T.R. Ollman, a resident of Gatewood
on Jun 8, 2009 at 6:45 am

Johnny,

You're completely right--the last 8 years of Bush's mismanagement should bring deep shame to all those liberal nutjobs! It's like they JUST DON'T GET how this mess was their fault!


Posted by Doctor, a resident of Another Pleasanton neighborhood
on Jun 8, 2009 at 9:54 am

Johhny and T.R.

PLEASE take you medication!


Posted by some dude, a resident of Amador Estates
on Jun 8, 2009 at 11:36 am

Doctor,

I think T.R. is being satirical. It looks like Johnny, on the other hand, actually believes what he's saying.


Posted by Pete, a resident of Downtown
on Jun 8, 2009 at 12:01 pm

I don't know about Bush and did not like him but Obama and the dems have things so jacked up it might take 100 years to get it straightened out if that is possible. Just look at what Arnold Kennedy and the dems have done in California and just imagine it on a larger scale.


Posted by Yo Pete, a resident of another community
on Jun 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm

What's jacked up that you think Sarah Palin would have fixed?


Posted by Pete, a resident of Downtown
on Jun 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Not a fan of Palin nor McCain. I believe we are on a unsustainable economic course and we must reverse this in short order otherwise it will endanger all we hold dear. Soon we will be borrowing 50 cents for every dollar we spent and that is the administrations numbers and not mine. In 2001 government spending was 14% of GDP and in 2011 it will be 48% of GDP IF our economy pulls out quickly. It does not matter who is president but these policies need to change and quickly. Bernanke is now warning about the debt load as is Paul Voelker.


Posted by shauna, a resident of Golden Eagle
on Jun 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm

What the heck is Winkipedia? Are you talking about Wikipedia? The website where just about anyone can post information claiming it to be true??

I especially love #4...teachers are overpaid? What a funny joke:)


Posted by some dude, a resident of Amador Estates
on Jun 8, 2009 at 3:18 pm

shauna,

Again, I think we're talking about satire here. Winkipedia, as in "wink, wink!" Am I the only one who gets this?


Posted by 2ME4U, a resident of Birdland
on Jun 9, 2009 at 2:43 pm

And 90% of all statistics are made up. God doesn't anyone get tired of this crap?


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